YESTERDAY WAS A GREAT DAY..KINDA SORTA..WENT TO GARAGE SALES, ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO...AND THIS ONE ADVERTISED BOOKS, LOTS OF BOOKS...SO I DROVE WAY THE HELL INTO BUMFUCK, TEXAS AND FOUND THIS PLACE WITH ALL THE BOOKS...AND IT WAS FUN...UNTIL.....THE COUPLE RUNNING IT SEEMED NICE ENOUGH PEOPLE, THE OLD MAN WHO WAS WEARING WHITE TSHIRT, BIB OVERALLS, WHITE SOCKS AND HOUSESLIPPERS...WAS A BIT CHATTY, BUT ILL TALK TO A STUMP SO THAT WAS NO PROBLEM...BUT SOMEHOW AND I SWEAR TO THE GODDESS I DONT KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED, BUT WE WENT FROM TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER (HAD BEEN WINDY AND A LITTLE NIPPY FOR A CHANGE) TO ARGUING POLITICS... I KNOW HE SARTED IT AS I TRY TO KEEP MY COMMENTS TO MYSELF AS I KNOW IM OUT NUMBERED HERE AS MOST ARE RIGHT WING, WINGNUT REPUBLICANS...SO I KEEP MY PEACE TO KEEP PEACE...BUT NOOOOOOO, THIS ASSHOLE INFORMED ME THAT IT WAS THE DEMOCRATS FAULT ABOUT THE HIGH LAND TAXES, THE CITY TAXES (ALL DOMINATED BY REPUBLICANS)..THE STAE OF THE NATION..THAT THE ONLY REASON WE WERE IN IRAQ WAS TO SAVE THE PEOPLE FROM SADAAM, GEORGE BUSH WAS BEING PICKED ON, ETC. ETC. ETC. WELL, THE THIN FINE WIRE THAT KEEPS ME FROM SANPPING........SNAPPED.....I CALMLY SAID (THRU GRITTED TEETH) NO THE REASON WE ARE IN IRAQ IS BECAUSE KING GEORGE LIED LIKE A PERSIAN RUG TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ABOUT WMD ...AND HOW COULD ALL THE PROBLEMS BE DEMOCRATS WHEN THE FUCKING REPUBLICANS WERE IN POWER...THINK THIS IS WHEN HIS THIN FINE WIRE SNAPPED. HE SAID ALL DEMOCRATS WANT MORE GOVERNMENT, THEY WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO DO EVERYTHING FOR THEM...THIS CAUSED THE FIRST OF MANY FUSES TO BLOW....I SAID YOU IGNORANT RED NECK ASSHOLE...WE DONT WANT MORE GOVERMENT IN OUR LIFE..WE WANT THEM OUT OF OUR LIVES...WE WANT THEM OUT OF OUR WOMBS, OUT OF OUR BEDROOMS AND AWAY FROM THE SIDE OF HOSPITAL BED WHEN WE ARE DIEING...THE ONLY THING WE DEMOCRATS WANT ...IS FOR ALL YOU FUCKING IGNORANT REPUBLICANS TO EAT SHIT AND DIE.....NEXT ROUND OF FUSES BLEW...TWO THINGS HAPPENED ...I PAID FOR MY BOOKS AND STARTED OUT OF THERE AND HE STARTED SPUTTERING LIKE A OLD OUT BOARD MOTOR....HE WAS STILL SPUTTERING WHEN I GOT IN MY TRUCK AND DROVE AWAY....AH, LIFE IS GOOD.I FINALLY MANAGED TO PISS SOMEONE OFF AND GOT TWO GREAT BOOKS IN THE BARGAIN....
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