I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

I TOLD YOU I WAS AN ASSHOLE..HERE'S THE PAPER TO PROVE IT


I RECEIVED THIS FROM A GOOD(REALLY HE IS A GOOD FRIEND) THE OTHER DAY...
CIRTIFICATE OF UPGRADE TO COMPLETE ASSHOLE
IS AWARDED TO :JACKIESUE DENNEY
IN RECOGNITION OF YOUR OBNOXIOUS ATTITUDE, ABILITY TO PISS PEOPLE OFF, COMPLETE ASININE JUVENILE BEHAVIOR AND TOTAL DEDICATION TO TOTAL ASSHOLENESS, YOU ARE BEING UPGRADED FROM HALF-ASSED TO COMPLETE ASSHOLE.IF ANYONE FOR ANY REASON, DOUBTS YOUR STATUS, JUST BE YOURSELF..

SEE, AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST KIDDING....JAC

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