I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Monday, December 05, 2005

GRANDDAUGHTER'S SAGA WITH HORNEY PITS


Jamie called me last night and was just about to lose it..she was screaming at her dog while trying to tell me what was going on..this is sort of what it sounded like...
jamie: grandma how do you stop dogs from having sex.........kilo stop that..ohhhh, that's gross...grandma they are having sex right here in front of me, ohhh that is nasty kilo...stop that...what do i do grandma..how can i keep them from doing it...i dont want her to have puppies...oh that is just disgusting..they are butt to butt grandma..make them stopl..
Grandma:...hahahahahahahahahahhahhhahahah
hahhhehhehhehehhehhahahahhahhehahhehahhhehahbhraghahghhhhhhhhaaa

hahahahahhahahahahahahah'
hahahahahahahahhhahahhh
ahahahahahaahahahhahhha
jamie:grandma, its not funny!!!!!!!!!!!
Grandma:hahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhetc...etc...
Jamie..grannnnnnnnma....
Grandma: pour ice water right on his thing...hahahahahahahahhahhahhahah
Jamie: what, ice water on his what????
Grandma:hhahahahahahahahahahah...no really just pour ice water right on his thing..hahahahahahahahah
minutes go by and grandma is gasping for air now....
jamie: grandma, your the smartest gramdma i have ever heard of...i poured ice water on his thing and it popped right out...
Grandma:ahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahah....well, i figured it if would work for my second husband it would work for the dog...hahahahahahahahah
Jamie: grandma..you are gross...
end of conversation...P.s.....grandma is still laughing...

8 comments:

Linda said...

Wish I was a fly on the wall when you guys had that conversation,he he he, guess she better separate those two dogs, one in one room and one in another room until things cool down..hey, maybe you'll be great-grandma pretty soon:)

apositivepessimist said...

jamie's grandma is a crack up.

yellowdoggranny said...

i want you to know that i was laughing for an hour after she called..wish you could have heard her..she was just fucking freaking out...was hysterical...

Cassandra said...

Well, you sound like the smartest grandma ever to me too!!!
I'd be laughing for a long time!!

tazfan said...

Oh lord!!! I have to remember that one!! ROFLMBO!!!!

tazfan said...

Oh lord!!! I have to remember that one!! ROFLMBO!!!!

Denise said...

That's fucking funny! I would have LOVED to see his facial expressions in that conversation!

Denise said...

I mean "her" expressions! Oops!