I'm a liberal pagan living in West, Texas. Yes. That West, Texas.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

SOMETHING YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW..


FIRST OFF..MY FOOTBALL STATS SO FAR THIS SEASON ARE...104 WINS...67 LOSES AND 4 TIES...COOL...
OK..FOR THE NEW STUFF..

PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR GOOGLE ARE CALLED GOOGLERS.THE PLACE WHERE THEY WORK IS CALLED GOOGLEPLEX. THEY GET 3 FREE MEALS A DAY AND UNLIMITED SNACKS AND PLAY BEACH VOLLEYBALL, ROLLER HOCKEY, AND OTHER GAMES FOR FREE...(M&M'S IN BOWLS EVERYWHERE)..THE GOOGLEPLEX HAS HIGH-TECH TOILETS AND HEATED SEATS WITH CONTOLS FOR WASHING AND DRYING..SO YOU NEVER NEED TO USE TOILET PAPER...THE WORD GOOGLE COMES FROM THE WORD GOOGOL. A MATH TERM FOR THE NUMBER 1 FOLLOWED BY 100 ZERO'S..
NOW DONT YOU FEEL SMARTER...? NO? WELL FUCK YOU THEN..

2 comments:

Cassandra said...

I feel smarter and jealous.....

Anonymous said...

Wow. Google is opening a huge office here in the Phoenix area. Maybe I should go to work for them...I hate toilet paper, it chaps my ass (but then so do a alot of things, lol)!

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